I dropped him long ago. fake ‘guru’
Rare photo of David Avocado Wolfe auditioning for the movie “Cocktail”. David is juggling a bottle of his Longevity drops, which contain alcohol that he links to cancer.
David Wolfe is selling longevity drops!1 Golly gee whiz! This is exciting news!
Until we got bogged down in the drudgery of this never-ending presidential campaign here in the United States, where watching the news conjures up thoughts of sticking my tongue into a 120 volt electrical outlet, I had always hoped to live forever. I wanted to live long enough to see humans travel to the stars. I secretly thought I’d persevere and see the Chicago Cubs win a World Series. I’m embarrassed about never buying life insurance and didn’t want to be confronted with the consequences of that mistake by actually dying.
So there I was, credit card in hand over on Wolfe’s Longevity Warehouse web site, ready…
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